Thursday, June 09, 2016

Justifiable Snidery


I was just reading an advice column, "Ask Amy," and I now think I'd like to be an advice columnist solely for the permission it gives the author to be justifiably, punitively snide. 'Cause people are STUPID. 

Also: I want to be a traffic cop assigned exclusively to handing out tickets in Manhattan for gratuitous horn honking, which might just make my head explode, one day. 'Cause people are STUPID. That is all... except: I think the traffic cop job would be oddly relaxing.

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